Fuck how were the horrors? I havent seen them since sea within a sea. You coming back to aus soon?

The horrors were amazing, they played one of the festivals that I work for so I was standing side of stage just staring at Faris.

Back to Aus very soon, I land in Bris on 2 Sept… weird. 

bachelor pad is the most amazing tv show i have ever seen

Mom: so what's the latest happening internet meme
Me: okay it's dwayne 'the rock' johnson but get this, he's wearing a turtleneck and fanny pack
Mom: nice

It’s cool and legal. Breaking the law is never cool

Nathan Fielder